i be john brown

Helps people to freedom.
Feels good to accomplish.

I was this close of winning the lottery. (I be John Brown )

by HAMMA78 January 16, 2021

Prince John-ed

Wallet-raped, taxed to death. Refers to the character in Robin Hood, who "taxed the souls out of the people".

My cell phone is being Prince John-ed by AT+T.

by Falcondraco December 18, 2012

matthew john adams

has a small PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg is that matthew john adams?? i heard he has a big dick!!!!!!!!!

by ooflmao January 16, 2020

John F. Kennady

When you explode on her face in the back of the car

Yo me and Becky just did John F. Kennady, and I have never seen a bigger load.

by Quarantine Killer April 25, 2020

john deere 7460

A black person who picks cotton

Jamal is a brand new John Deere 7460

by Shrimper112233 September 2, 2021

John Carlo Mata

he is a boy that can burn your eye because his bald head is too shiny

john carlo mata is bald

by butter ni janries June 9, 2021

John F Kennedy

Just F'ing Kidding

Michael: The guy in that youtube video "Chief Whadadeal" looks exactly like a girl i used to date.

Earl: Whaaa?

Michael: John F Kennedy, Im straight.

Earl: bahahah you play to much Mike

Michael: now Im having second thoughts, Im pretty sure that was a girl...scary

by WeBeTakinSouls May 30, 2011