penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017

Daniels penis

tiny.

ew, have you seen daniels penis? that shit small as hell my nigga.

by bigdickenergyisforthenazis January 29, 2020

penis jockey

Homosexual men, or people named P.J. One who rides a penis like a jockey rides a horse.

I always wondered what P.J. was short for. Now I know he's just a Penis Jockey.

by JackS17 June 23, 2016

massive penis

big penis, cock, dick, girls can find that horny

DAMN THATS A MASSIVE PENIS

by YoumotherFAWKER August 7, 2021

Penis Brigade

1.A mob of gay dudes that go around straight bashing heterosexual men.

2.A witch hunt for straightys by lgbt people who are heterophobic.

The penis brigade beat up stan because he said there are only two genders.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

Penis-mongral

One that frequently engages in oral acts of sex. Also, can be a term used for a rude, arrogant, or doucher person.

Joe: Man, that girl sucks dick a lot.

Bob: Yea, she's a total Penis-mongral.
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John: Hey, quit being such a penis-mongral!

by mynameisnotjeff March 24, 2009

Penis Flytrap

The romantic/platonic/rivalry ship name between Wolfgang Brandt and Devon Neii. Honestly at this point I'm not sure what it counts as. Are they lovers? Friends? Enemies? They're so homoerotic.

As for the reasoning behind the name itself, I'm a bit unsure. Devon Neii enjoys gardening, and Lambda, Wolfgang's creator, saw a Venus flytrap recently-- hence the name. The penis part is likely a funny bit. I wish they would just confess their love for each other already. This is like an enemies to lovers fanfiction. Just kiss already. Jeez.

"Dude, did you hear what happened with Penis Flytrap recently?"

"Oh, no. I hope they didn't fuck. We already have enough of that."

by chiicheo February 26, 2022