Type shit

When you there is nothing else to say

Friend: says some dumb not funny joke
Me: Type shit

by InkedGentleman May 10, 2022

shit monkey

The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of shitting in the sleeping occupant's mouth.

That damn shit monkey got me again today. He always visits after a heavy night of drinking.

by Dustin Holub April 16, 2004

Nigga Shit

A racist term. It is anything that has to do with the "ghetto black" community lifestyle. Such as hip-hop, rap, fried chicken, watermelon, Kool-Aid, large loose shirts, etc.

The White Bitch Mother: Johnathan, stop that nigga shit right now!

by A "nigga" June 2, 2008

Crock of shit

An acceptable term in describing the $700B Bailout Bill passed on October 3, 2008 by the American government to help support failing corporations that don't have any business existing.

The wooden arrow clause in that bailout is a crock of shit.

by amyc519 January 16, 2009

shit eyes

Shit eyes is a term used to describe one with large 'shitty' looking rings below the eye.
Usually confused with the more common 'panda' eyes.

Jack: "Yo Serban, wtf is with your eyes??"
Serban: "I stayed up all night watching EPL and eating peanuts"
Jack: "Dude you have an epic case of shit eyes!"

by Kablahh April 3, 2008

Shit Miner

Homosexual, fag, gay person

Rock Hudson is the biggest shit miner ever!

by Butters September 28, 2004

Shit Magnet

Someone who for some inextricable reason attracts unpredictable and interesting events. Someone who finds trouble and likes it.

Phil is such a shit magnet. We went into the bank during a robbery.

by Titta 694u August 28, 2009