Could never be me

When someone is trying to deny something foul the defiantly did.

Kingston said "I didn't do that with Hockmyer, could never be me!"

by xR3MijxX April 6, 2021

No me la conteiner

Argentinian phrase generally used in conversations to exclaim surprise or disgust. It was created by the musician Martín Cenizen.

did u hear that Mirtha Legrand died?
No me la conteiner!

by Román Szwarcbart May 4, 2021

Garlic Knot me

When someone uses the term “garlic knot me” its a cry for help to get away from their pedo sinister bf/ significant other. Or it can be used to ask for a yummy garlic knot.

Omg garlic knot me my boyfriend is taking me to 7th street.

Omg garlic knot me i’m big like al.

by Kwincykun May 10, 2021

beer me up

"Beer me up" is what you would say, when you are drinking beers and just emptied the one in your hand and sit too far away from the case of beers to get a new one, without having to get up and walk to it. If you have some decent friends one of them will obviously hand you a beer.

Hey, Scotty! Beer me up!

by BeerGuy2000 September 12, 2010

bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).

Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).

by mathmagician February 9, 2008

Tell me why

The best song ever written by backstreet boys in 1999. Also sang by the criminals in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Tell me why
AIN"T NOTHIN BUT A HEART ACHE

Tell me why
AIN"T NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKE
Tell me why
I NEVER WANT TO HERE YOU SAY,

I WANT IT THAT WAY

by qwertyuiopoiuytr October 17, 2018

tear me up

Using the penis, to repeatedly massage the female cervix; or at least endeavor to. The repetitive motion, combined with erotic pleasure, to the vagina, and all the penis probing, will make the female feel sore afterwards.

Hence the term, ‘torn up’
Usually the pain lasts for one day.
Careful. Hung men can perforate the cervical wall.

If close to menstruation,

Can bring your period on, early.

“Are you planning to tear me up, this time ? Last time I couldn’t walk properly, due to being sore!”

“I tore. It up! Knocked the bottom out of it”.

by Spritefae88 March 2, 2018