Theatre Kid

Typically those who attempt to take their group of friends into theatre, completely ruining the experience for everyone trying to have a good time. These kids will normally have their head stuck so far up the director's butt that they can see the light on the other side. Said kids usually have god complexes of themselves, think they're obviously superior, and spend the majority of their time worrying about how to show their body on stage instead of their acting.

Phil: Hey, I was thinking about trying out for the next play, do you know if i'll need to memorize a monologue?

Karen: Um, DUH. Idiot.

Phil: Sheesh, Stuck-up theatre kid. Just forget it.

Theatre Kid by EllaMentry. September 3, 2009

scene kid 

A scene kid is basically a wemo who wants to be a Hardcore kid
you'll know theres a scene kid near-by if there style is:
a baseball hat (which is fake) and you can tell its fake 'cuz iot has'nt got the stickers on the peak
they bum panic at the disco + fall out boy
they shop at rowfers
They call drop dead gorgeous 'HxC'
they've never been to a local gig in there life
you say bands like 'xAFBx' or 'Curse of atlantis' to the and they wont have a clue what your on about

basically,
THEY SUCK!

scenelit 1: omg have you heard that new FOB song??
scenelit 2:yeh its amazee!!
*HxC person walks past*: pssh! you scene kids!

scene kid by Victoria for a cowboy October 23, 2007

stapler kid

Someone who reminds you of Milton from Office Space.
This person will most likely have little or no social skills. This person may also, if you are in school, argue with your teacher over something dumb or, if you are in the workforce, will be hated by everyone in the office.

1- "Is the guy reading a programing robotics book for fun?"
2 -"From the lookes of it yes."
1 -"God bless, he is such a stapler kid."

stapler kid by the_calculus_kid October 25, 2010

fence kid 

Someone who is a wanna be... Lies about getting high or doing "bad stuff". Brags about how "wasted" they are. Usually still in high school. A person who has no life and just gets "wasted" all day. And talks about drugs 24/7 and is very annoying.

stop being a fence kid...

fence kid by Logan Brewsta or brewer March 7, 2011

Liberty Kid 

AKA "Paulbot 2.0". Refers to the next generation of idealistic "20 somethings" who believe all the tripe that is spewed by the older Ron Paul followers regarding things like total disengagement from ALL foreign countries, eradication of what they believe to be "unconstitutional" laws, and elimination of most (if not all) social safety programs and taxes. Also typically un-informed brainwashees to the cult of Ayn Rand, and her sociopathic brand of "I've got mine, screw you" method of helping your fellow human being...

The normal habitat for these strange creatures is hibernating in their parents basements, playing their xBoxes until about 18 months before the Presidential election, when they come out of hibernation to blame both major parties for ruining the country and then voting Republican (to "punish" the Democrats) when their preferred candidate inevitably "crashes and burns" (because the Republican Party will freeze out their guy from the debates) before the primaries are over...

That Liberty Kid girl is such a devoted follower of Ayn Rand that she actually made herself look as ugly as AynRand with the same haircut...

Liberty Kid by Cameraman October 16, 2014

Scene kid 

The Scene subculture (aka. Scene people, scenesters, trendies) is all about experimenting with alternative fashion and discovering new music. Fashion for scene girls usually consists of dyed hair (usually teased) and bright clothing. Fashion for scene guys however is usually darker and more emo/hardcore looking. Band shirts and skinny jeans are VERY common in the scene subculture, along with skate shoes. Common music styles associated with scene are crunkcore, metalcore, deathcore, emo, screamo, and pretty much all electronic music. Crunkcore is the most popular genre, for now.

how to be a scene kid

1. Pick a music genre
2. Dress like everybody in Hot Topic

Scene kid by Chazza2121 February 14, 2015

scene kid 

a dumbass who thinks that they're an "individual" when they all have the same shitty haircut, wear shitty band shirts, and skinny jeans that makes it look like they have no butt.

"hey look at that moronic scene kid over there!"

scene kid by misskitty23 February 28, 2015