j wat

When some says something totally irrelevant in a conversation

Dude i don't want to hang out with him he is a total j wat

by sexymcbessy November 30, 2009

Alyssa j

Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch

them- whoaaa is that Alyssa J

me- Yeah she's dating andrew

them- he's one lucky mother fucker

by a1782 February 24, 2024

Andrew J-C

Andrew is a someone that looks at you with a truly genuine gaze in their eyes. He will make you know what it feels like to be so tightly held by the heart that everything else fades away. He's a man of truth and insight; someone who seems to always have the right answer to everything. He leans into people and makes sure they know he's listening passionately to what they have to say. He's full of love to give to the earth and the earth happily receives it.

"What was the name of that truly terrific guy you were seeing?"

"Andrew J-C."

"Oh yea okay."

by person420420 October 2, 2022

J NO LA

a sadness caused by dread of something inevitable

She felt J NO LA when she realized that her evil stepmother would be there.

He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.

We all J NO LA sometimes.

by Carl Jackboxxx August 11, 2023

Donald J. Trump

1. (noun) a famous rich guy who sucked off my reformed orthodox rabbi and had an intimate relationship with the island guy who totally killed himself in prison ;)
hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him

2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so

FDT

1:
Guy 1: I hate Donald J. Trump, he's a fascist dictator and he sucks!
Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao

2:
Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!

by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025

I J-hope

when you really want something, but like x1000

I J-hope BTS win their first Grammy in 2021.

by greenmochisugakookie November 25, 2020

julian with a lowercase j

julian with a lowercase j defiantly has the world's biggest cock. julian with a lowercase j will always have a bigger cock or balls than someone. Their balls are so big that they have their own gravitational poll.

Holy shit julian with a lowercase j your cock is huge!

by Ilove5yearolds November 20, 2023