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Urban Dictionary 

A website that gives you shit definitions about stuff that has absolutely no value to know in real life. Who even invented this shitpost of a website. Uwu >:(
Friend: Hey insert generic human name whats Urban Dictionary?
Me: A-what-a-what-a-what?
Friend: ya know...urban dictionary....
Me: never heard of it, but it sounds stupid.
Friend: Oh yeah it is stupid...
Urban Dictionary by JikookArmy June 25, 2019
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Urban DICTIONARY 

The DICTIONARY 29000000 words. Urban DICTIONARY is a great dictionary

Urban dictionary 

The most useful and best thing on earth
Hey I don’t know what Bi$& means and no one will tell me.

Look it up on urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary 

The apparently dead website you're viewing this.

All the definitions here are from 2003-2010, when it was on it's peak, now the people using this site nowadays are me and other people who met this site way too late.

About 80% of the definitions contain sex, and 95% contain a shitload of swearwords,
guy 1: i don't know what a creampie is, gotta search on Urban Dictionary.
guy 1: huh? an actual non sexual definition on Urban Dictionary? right...

Suburban Dictionary 

2-10 urban dictionary users that live in the same neighborhood
Oh cool so we live in suburban dictionary?

Urban Dictionary 

A website Dictionary with all kinds of words and names that have different meanings
"Look at this definition I found about the name John on the Urban Dictionary, it's so cool!"
Urban Dictionary by Jsmea July 8, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

A website to use for finding definitions for the strange slang that teenagers use, or, if you're thirteen like me, a place to find meanings of the slang that your friends use, only to regret it later.
Teen child(texting their "significant other": cu46
Parents, and me: *looks up cu46 on urban dictionary*
Urban dictionary: "see you for sex"
Me: *questions life decisions*
Parents:*buys pregnancy test for daughter*