Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
by Shamu9000 May 21, 2022
by RockinSanDiego December 18, 2016
Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.
by A song of Fife and Ice April 06, 2019
Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.
Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.
by Big Dryp December 12, 2023
by MotoMastah82 May 15, 2015
The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons
by The stoutness August 03, 2008
A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day
On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully
by Sergeant Boulder August 19, 2011