January 1

Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush

Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*

by Hiimme623 November 17, 2020

may 1

national send a tit pick to a boy named kaden

hey kaden guess what

kaden: what

it may 1st

by tyranrapus April 30, 2024

1

The amount of friends you have loser! HAH!

Also ur grade on that math quiz u failed bozo

I have 1 little ass friend

I have a 1 on my math quiz

by masonthemissile November 19, 2022

Person 1

Hes like the main man of the storyline the defintion of “person 1” is someone whos either the dumb idiot in your urban dictionary story or the smart one here are 2 example below of person 1 either being smart or dumb

Person 1: DUDE YOUR SO STUPID U LIKE DUCKS?
Person 2: bruv who cares its called an opinion!
Or

Person 1: dude person 2 stop cringing and saying everyone is cringe for not playing fortnite
Person 2: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU YOU DUMB ASS HOLE DIE NI-

by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023

3-1

The warriors blew a 3-1 lead to the Cleveland Cavaliers after LeBron just blocked Iguodala and Kyrie Irving killed C(hoke)urry with a three pointer and Kevin Love looked him down.

I think I just 3-1

by Urban1705 November 15, 2016

2-1

Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond Haired and Blue Eyed but not the German Kind. They are natural slackers, as they have never done they’re own work before, so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.

‘HEY LOOK! WE GOT A 2-1 OVER HERE!!!’

by LoveCraft257 April 29, 2022

Enigma rating 1

A puzzle or exercise (an "enigma") so mind-blowingly simple you probably shouldn't post it on social media to emphasise how cool your national security operation is

"Enigma rating 1: can you see how the following words are related? cheese, feet, penis, drain

by seaturtles83 April 22, 2025