5 year rule

A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.

Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble

Tasha: I know, it's hard work

Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage

Tasha: Agreed

by chanceplan314 October 11, 2024

The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.

She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!

by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019

Rule infinity

If there is a number that has no rule you have to make a rule for it

22222222222 has no Rule, now i have to make because of Rule infinity

by Liriliththeboy September 19, 2020

Rule of the thing

A fun idiom that means "a broadly accurate guide or principle, based on practice rather than theory." It is exactly like "Rule of Thumb" but without the added joke that it's meaning stems from domestic abuse.

The general rule of the thing is to add the ingredients when the water starts to boil

by Heylin September 14, 2019

Rule 34

The accumulation of sexual images of fictional characters, mostly furry porn, with a dark and twisted temptation, this vat of literal and figurative shit are enough to break a man with a will of vibranium

James: “Have you ever wanted foot fetish and scat in the same image?”

Dave: “No what kind of psychopa-“

Jacob: “Then Rule 34 is for you”

Dave: “How did you even get in my house???”

Jason: *puts his finger up to Dave’s mouth and shoves it in* “shush now” *forces him to look at said pornographic content*

Dave tries to scream, but it’s too late, he’s too far gone now

by Duckish July 26, 2021

rule of kewl

If something is kewl, it shall be overused

Dan: that new song is so good
Me: rule of kewl

Dan: Wtf?
Me: it’s gonna get overplayed

by #s r = 2 letters July 17, 2019

The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022