A slang term for extra (hours of recreational) screen time that seniors can easily have as a form of self-reward; whilst children, teenagers, and younger adults are subject to more stringent behavior requirements to obtain the same duration of extra screen time due to the presence of third-party authority (parents, teachers, institutions, and employers)
It's wild how my grandparents can rack up hours of screen time as some kind of old people's self-reward, while I have to jump through hoops just to watch an extra episode!
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025
Get the Old Faithful mug.BRM5 (Blackhawk Rescue Mission 5) added Zombie mode and a dude (who shalt not be named) said this in response to someone asking him how long he has been playing the game. Afterwards he almost died to a zombie horde.
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Person A: Hey so how long have you been playing any game
Person B: CTS my age old 75
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Person A: ongoing conversation
Person B: CTS my age old 75 btw @everyone
Person A: Hey so how long have you been playing any game
Person B: CTS my age old 75
#2
Person A: ongoing conversation
Person B: CTS my age old 75 btw @everyone
by fujiwaranomina November 24, 2025
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by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
Get the If you want to use your old handle, *click here* mug.When somone is a slight bit racist but its just because they're old, and your gonna have to put up with that
"Yeah my grandpa's just a bit racist"
"Like racist racist or old person racist?"
Grandpa:"This place was alright before all the pakis came here"
"Like racist racist or old person racist?"
Grandpa:"This place was alright before all the pakis came here"
by Gallackflankton December 12, 2025
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The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.
The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.
I gave my mrs the old peculiar last night. I'm glad she sucked it back in, otherwise I'd have just cum on poo.
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