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Cracking milk

A sexual act where a male ejaculates on their partners forehead, face or anywhere on the body.
last night we went from talking about life, to me cracking milk on her forehead. “

“ some women love when a man cracks some milk on that shit
by Stinky-jinkies February 4, 2023
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Darigold Milk Challenge

When a person consumes five 16 oz bottles of chocolate milks in a minute without aid or throwing up. If one throws up, then they have to start over.
Mike: "I bet you I could do the Darigold Milk Challenge."
Daryl: "Ok, prove it. I'll count for you."
Mike: "Ok, here goes." *chugs*
Daryl: 1
Mike: *chugs*
Daryl: 2
Mike: *chugs another*
Daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
Mike: I'm gonna puke, *chugs...*
Daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
Mike: *barfs up all the chocolate milk*
Daryl: Bro cmon, not on my counter, that's where we eat. Now you have to start over and clean it up.
by Anarchist666 May 22, 2013
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Icy chocolate milk

A sin for all chocolate milk drinkers. No person should simply ever put ice in their chocolate milk because it is UNACCEPTABLE!!! What a disgrace.
He drank some icy chocolate milk and then immediately began throwing up because it was so nasty.
by ch1ckenman August 25, 2021
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kiki milk

The most delicious and nutrient-dense plant-based milk on the planet
Kiki Milk... gosh, there are no words. I never thought I'd want to chug milk on a hot summer's day but Kiki Milk is the tastiest, replenishing beverage I've ever had and let's me stay playing.
by The Original Ratsky August 23, 2021
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Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.
Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.
by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023
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milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.
Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.
by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023
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Burrito milking

Burrito milking is Johnson favorite thing to do
by Destineehenderson July 5, 2015
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