grandma's kisses

funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!

Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"

by HalfRecklessG May 6, 2008

i've been kissing white boys since 2004

a line the genius mastermind beautiful tyler, the creator said in his song, "i ain't got time!" from scum fuck flower boy that dropped july 21, 2017

nobody:
tyler: i've been kissing white boys since 2004

by k00lb0i November 5, 2019

troll kisses

The female equivalent of teabagging.

Susan put lipstick on her vag to make sure Gerald knew that she had given him troll kisses while he was sleeping.

by lovelyXassassin January 9, 2010

Tummy Kisses

When you pay a stripper and lay a U.S. American dollar in your lap, she blows on your genitals like blowing on a newborn baby.

"Hey, look at that stripper giving Teddy tummy kisses on his penis!"

by retar_ted November 9, 2012

Purple Kisses

1) The coined phrase made popular by Terius Nash aka (The-Dream) which makes references to lipstick smeared kisses all over one's body.

2) Kisses made with a sucking motion that leave hickey-like kiss marks

1)Girl I love when you give me purple kisses.

2)Dang girl, how am I supposed to go to work tomorrow with all these purple kisses all ova'?

by Hussman January 8, 2008

baby kisser

A politician (kissing babies was an old crowd-pleasing tactics once used by politicians).

by The Thinker June 21, 2003

Kissing

A fight with lips, per Louise Belcher of Bob's Burgers

"Kissing is like a fight with lips."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018