Hand in the scene - not on the screen

The principle of not using your smartphone after wiping your bottom in the toilet.

*stepping out of the toilet*: "man you won't believe the score I just got in Angey Birds!"
- "hi- hand in the scene - not on the screen"

by UziMaster August 21, 2011

hand rubbing man

hand rubbing man is a man that rubs his hands together very nice like, elegant like, and sexy like.

son: Hey dad who is hand rubbing man?
Dad: he is the hero of the hand rubbing tournament. He is the best!

by Handrubbingman March 2, 2020

hand waving

1. evil gesture before a button is pushed opening a trap door beneath the person, sending them to a fiery death
2. Saying goodbye (forever)

I did a little hand waving before I let the man know he was being sent to my hell pit below him.

by Pico417 November 10, 2003

left hand man

A guy who will cockblock an entire friendship group of males from impressing a female by making some stupid comment, so she looses respect for the other males as she thinks their all going to be like that.

All the guys thought hey this girl is good fun we've got banter.

The left hand man started to meticulously pick apart all the random sweeping statements, turning the event into a boring moan at the female not giving enough facts in the pub on a friday night!

by Sazzy J May 12, 2014

Shake My Hand

Sometimes interchangeable with Tucheansele, but shake my hand has to be for some good statement while Tucheansele can be for anything that was powerful, even if it insulted you.

Manny: The good trails are that way.
Alex: Shake My Hand.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Hand Me Down

When you are feeling your penis begin to erect and put your hands in your pockets and hold down the erection so no one can notice

"Hey what is that kid doing?" -hot girl
"Oh he saw you and now has to hand me down the erection you gave him so no one can notice it bulging through his basketball shorts." -friend

by Gingercat444 March 18, 2014

hand waving

someone using hand waving as an insult or someone says handwaving and you turn it into an insult

i waved my hand at you. well im waving my hand up yo ass

by Harriet T. October 30, 2003