A term of endearment used to express boundless, unbridled, and unconditional love for your friends (and vaginal cavity)
bye, douche
by natsrox1998 April 15, 2017
Get the Douchemug. a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 8, 2014
Get the douche bagmug. 
1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016
Get the Douche Wafflemug. A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.
by Cbd23 October 16, 2016
Get the Croc-o-douchemug. 1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.
by tiffa wiffa January 14, 2009
Get the douche shuttlemug. A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.
by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013
Get the Douche canoemug.