by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009
1 : (noun) Liquid expelled from vagina, leaving the vagina "fresh".
2 : (verb) Worse than being a douche, the end product of douchebaggery.
3 : (noun) Common form of greeting between good friends
2 : (verb) Worse than being a douche, the end product of douchebaggery.
3 : (noun) Common form of greeting between good friends
"That is some rank douche discharge Kelly!"
Brad: "Sean backed out again. The douche discharge didn't answer his phone."
Brett: "I know! That fuckin douche discharge owes me money."
"How have you been you dirty douche discharge?"
Brad: "Sean backed out again. The douche discharge didn't answer his phone."
Brett: "I know! That fuckin douche discharge owes me money."
"How have you been you dirty douche discharge?"
by willybgood April 05, 2014
When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
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