Tommy two ways

A male who is bisexual, is happy to have relationships with both men and women

Did you know he was Tommy Two ways ?

by Barry Otter August 22, 2023

two-a-day

a broken clock

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.

by inwoodslim February 22, 2022

Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022

Two Faced

Darren & Aaron

Those Darren & Aaron have been stirring shit again and are being two faced.

by UrWostNiteMareBro October 30, 2019

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.

People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

Two-Tipped Jägerbomb

When two homies insert a shot of jagermeister into their urethras (to absorb it through the bloodstream directly) then pee into the mouth of a third homie who then swallows it with a chaser of a redbull.

Last night we only had a little bit of Jägermeister left so we had to do the ole Two-Tipped Jägerbomb to make sure we all got drunk.

by Sable Muntington May 7, 2025