A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
a verb used to replace any other verb, to spice up the conversation and leave listeners with the chance to use thier imagination.
"So me and ross guyed in his truck yesturday, but it's alot easier to guy in a wider space."
or
"we guyed all night, and then we guyed some more!!"
or
"we guyed all night, and then we guyed some more!!"
by eWeed April 28, 2005
Michael Franzese
Have you heard of the ex-mob guy, Michael Franzese?
Of course I have! He’s a stand up guy!
Oh ok just wondered!
Fuggetaboutut!
Of course I have! He’s a stand up guy!
Oh ok just wondered!
Fuggetaboutut!
by Gonzorino September 09, 2020
"So I was looking around in the locker room. Don't ask man. And I thought I saw this kid I used to know, but it couldnt have been him cause his dick was bout four inches longer. Then he walked out of that locker room into the arms of five cheerleaders. Every guy's dream. Every guy's dream."
by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 29, 2004
Sally: Want to have a threesome?
Bob: Fuck you read my mind.
Sally: Cool but it's two guys one girl
Bob: That's some gay shit
Bob: Fuck you read my mind.
Sally: Cool but it's two guys one girl
Bob: That's some gay shit
by MrBeaches February 24, 2018
The canadian Joe six-pack. Sits on the couch with his friends, beer in hand, and watchs the good ol' Hockey game.
Canadian kid: Having an ordinary everyday normal guy for a dad is so much better that having a Joe six-pack for a dad. He knows when the drinking should stop and never neglects me!
American kid: Oh yeah, well, I have stuff. Stuff is my dad.
American kid: Oh yeah, well, I have stuff. Stuff is my dad.
by ruk182 February 10, 2010
Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.
by Martin December 11, 2004