Eat his cake

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.

Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.

by CakeBoyGeorge October 1, 2016

Cake

Cake means cats are kinda evil so if you haven't heard of the cake trend before and are wondering what it means you're welcome :) I hope if you're a parent wondering why your child is always saying cake, that this definition helped you out, Thanks for reading!!

Tylor: I hate my cat so much, it threw up in my room and then when I tried to see if the cat was gonna puke again it hissed at me and scratched me.

Owen: Yeah, cake man.

by Stalepopcorn124 September 12, 2020

Cake

Someone with a big, bubble butt.

Person1: "Did you see Jeff today?!"
Person2: "Yeah, he got CAKE!!"

by Real Pancakes February 26, 2020

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Quadruple Eating pie cake

A yummy explosion

I want to eat your Quadruple Eating pie cake

by dfghjkoliuytrfdcvhji May 25, 2023

Cup cake

The best one ever

Cup cake is in the top 150 beat players he dose tiktok so follow him

by Cupcake_vr March 1, 2022

cakes

A girl or guy with a BIGG ass so big it needs a double G

Yoooo Mia .C got some big ass cakes /"Mia if you see this your ass is so thicc it needs a double cc and I wanna eat you"

by Mysteryyyyyy22554 May 16, 2019