Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".

"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"

by Burzonic July 21, 2016

Stretch

1.) To beat somebody by a long shot in a fight.
2.) Stretch someone out disrespectfully.
3.) To stretch someone else.
4.) To stretch.

1.) I will stretch you in a fight!
2.) I stretch you out.
3.) May I stretch you?
4.) Looking vulgar while stretching, stretching, or stretching to fly.

by Junior's World January 25, 2017

Stretch

A long distance.

Billy: Want to walk to the store with me?
Kyle: Nah yo, that's a stretch.

by Junior's World January 25, 2017

Stretch

When something is taken too far unessecarily, or made long.

Liam: "After she lets me kiss her I'm going to persuade her to have sex with me."
Jim : "Woah chill dude, that's a stretch"

by AyF December 29, 2017

streeker

A person who lives in “de Streek” is someone from Hoogkarspel or someone living at the Streekweg.

*in the stripclub*

“Hey, she is a streeker”
“Does she streak?”
“No she lives in de Streek.”

by StreekStreaker April 14, 2018

Strepto Bag

When someone anonymously sends you a bag of gummy dicks. You inject streptococcus into them and return to sender.

Nobody wants your strepto bag!

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018

Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus

after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after

by RdRocket September 14, 2018