666 package

When a man is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures and has a 6 inch penis. The ideal type of man that all delusional modern women look for.

James: Did you hear about that guy who asked Kate out?
Travis: Yeah but he got rejected. He probably didn't have the 666 package

by condensed_salt February 25, 2024

Discord Packing

When 2 pathethic dorks get in a Discord call and start Roasting each other With Shitty loud mics ( they all suck worst packer is @apo.txt)

"im discord packing rn?"

by downsydrometurtle34 March 24, 2024

Gravy Packet

Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."

"Daaaamn girl, I heard that...you better check ya panties and make sure it ain't no gravy packet!"

"Oooh, that sounded wet and naaaaasty...someone better call McCormick spices, cuz she got a recipe for a gravy packet back there..."

by Boom Level Prime April 18, 2024

flavor packet

the act of eating someone's ass while they fart.

Tony: "Dude I was eating Miranda's ass and she farted in my mouth!"
Pedro: "Damn, she fr hit you with a flavor packet."

by nubski May 1, 2024

Snow packer

White fever to the extreme, especially when the white person in question is quite average or even ugly to their own kind. They don't care or pretend not to notice until later. Often has an obsession with half-white people and having a half-white baby with idealized blue eyed blond features from a great deal of internalized white supremacy from a childhood of self-loathing. This is called Operation Half White Baby and is commonly from family pressure. A strong fetish for being sexually colonized, especially from the type of white person who oppressed their ancestors. When their kid resembles themselves instead, say by normal genetic dominance, they hate it or are known to 'offer' to pay for plastic surgery and pass it off as natural, lying to family on social media about natural beauty. Some cultures are bigger on this plot than others.

"Did you see that new Japanese girl? I hear she's a snow packer, do you think we have a chance? I heard she'll date any guy if he's white enough! Her parents don't care."

by paint88 June 30, 2024

helwett packard

a piece of shit company that bought out Compaq or something shit and then proceeded to suck ass at computers and overpricing printer ink with subscriptions

guy 1: "hey, did you hear about helwett packard?"
guy 2: "yeah, they're pretty shit"

by GaySErx November 25, 2024

glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use

1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit

by Theseriouser November 30, 2024