Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Forest Fire

When a Woman is trying to find the Dick inside the man's bush and sucks it off

She tried to find my forest fire last night

by WoodyTheFukBoi May 12, 2018

fire hand

Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.

He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.

by Slade_TK December 9, 2018

affro fire

In wich the Pubic region is an affro and flaming red (as in fire). Therefore "Affro Fire" Aka Jenna R. (She loves Mista Milla) <3

pubic hair is fluffy and red ("affro fire")

by minipimp February 1, 2009

fire truck

When you say “what starts with F and ends with CK” and then dad starts to get upset at you and then you tell him that it’s fire truck

Me: “what starts with F and ends with CK”
Dad: worried/mad af

Me: “its fire truck”

Dad: oh 😯

by Fantastic Shortstop August 20, 2021

dumpster fire

2020 ;)

2020 is such a fucking dumpster fire like wtf

by thatshitperson July 26, 2020

Alaskan Fire Dragon

The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.

I loved watching my uncle give my little brother the Alaskan Fire Dragon.

by ACBomb April 12, 2022