missed calls from mom

Certain death.

Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...

by NoOOBOODYYDY January 14, 2017

I love hot moms

Usually said with no context. Or written in any place you can find. Often can be intertwined with “your mom”.

Guy: “I love hot moms.”
Guy #2: “Like who?”
Guy: “your mom.”
Guy #2: “Fuck you.”

by Gen-z meanings May 21, 2022

Playing your mom’s piano

Vaginal intercourse with someone’s mother.

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Ur mom lol xd

1. A shitty phrase to insult someone with.

2. A dead meme.

Jake: "ur mom lol xd"
Mark: "no"

by Le Not June 1, 2021

spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

by Steve February 13, 2004

ur mom gae lul

the roast with the strength of ten men

dick: u r bich frik u

me: well ur mom gae lul
dick: fucking dies

by u r die April 9, 2021

half past ur mom

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.

Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "

by martha July 21, 2005