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missed calls from mom

Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...
by NoOOBOODYYDY January 14, 2017
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I love hot moms

Usually said with no context. Or written in any place you can find. Often can be intertwined with “your mom”.
Guy: “I love hot moms.”
Guy #2: “Like who?”
Guy: “your mom.”
Guy #2: “Fuck you.”
by Gen-z meanings May 21, 2022
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Playing your mom’s piano

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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Ur mom lol xd

1. A shitty phrase to insult someone with.

2. A dead meme.
Jake: "ur mom lol xd"
Mark: "no"
by Le Not June 1, 2021
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spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach
Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.
by Steve February 13, 2004
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ur mom gae lul

dick: u r bich frik u

me: well ur mom gae lul
dick: fucking dies
by u r die April 9, 2021
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half past ur mom

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.
Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "
by martha July 21, 2005
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