Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

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Mexican Bunghole

When your partner eats a jalapeño pepper while rimming you

Juanita was so hot I let her give me a Mexican Bunghole

by Big Daddy Crescent Bar October 27, 2023

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Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

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Mexican Cantina

When your guacamole farts get trapped in the covers

The bed smells like a Mexican Cantina after eating all that guacamole today

by Clittle81 September 18, 2017

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Mexican Reversal

When you pay a bunch of trumpet-wielding musicians to serenade your girlfriend but she goes home with them when it's over.

Pete: "Dude, my girlfriend went home with this trumpet player after I paid him to serenade her on the street!"
Brad: "Bummer dude, classic Mexican Reversal."

by SamTheBrave July 6, 2019

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