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Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.
by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
mugGet the Salamander fun housemug.

drop a house on you

Killing as a matter of speaking a bitch. In the movie Wizard of oz the wicked witch was killed by dropping a house on her.
Watch out you bitch, someone will drop a house on you sooner or later.
by knightrider365 May 22, 2019
mugGet the drop a house on youmug.

housing lesbian

A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.

Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021
mugGet the housing lesbianmug.
People in north end in red house 7th grade is all hoes!!! Idk y but they jus love when ppl call them that must be they name but they can break up and go out with another person the next day( cough cough a girl name jeryianetee or however tf u spell it)
by Glllttt powwww June 14, 2018
mugGet the North end middle school red house 7th grademug.

Sextion 8 housing

A government program dat allows lust-crazed low-income people to individually obtain "simple but sufficient" private residences so that they can then meet at each other's apartments and "get it on" with each other.
"Hot 'n' heavy" encounters wif da opposite gender may indeed be delightful, but if you lack sufficient income to "get a room" every time and would therefore risk your intimate escapades' being observed by other humans, you may need to obtain Sextion 8 housing first.
by QuacksO February 26, 2020
mugGet the Sextion 8 housingmug.
June 3rd is national let a gay person in your house day so let those gays in your home!
It’s national let a gay person in your house day, let’s invite Jerry over and maybe his boyfriend too
by Whispy.boi June 3, 2023
mugGet the national let a gay person in your house daymug.

House In Vereeniging

This is a colloquial and somewhat softer term for the HIV virus.
"I heard that Enver has a House In Vereeniging, poor thing. He was sick for a long time and didn't know what it was"
by Ella Hart August 9, 2025
mugGet the House In Vereenigingmug.

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