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guy (verb form)

a verb used to replace any other verb, to spice up the conversation and leave listeners with the chance to use thier imagination.
"So me and ross guyed in his truck yesturday, but it's alot easier to guy in a wider space."
or
"we guyed all night, and then we guyed some more!!"
by eWeed April 27, 2005
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Stand up guy

Michael Franzese
Have you heard of the ex-mob guy, Michael Franzese?

Of course I have! He’s a stand up guy!

Oh ok just wondered!
Fuggetaboutut!
by Gonzorino September 9, 2020
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every guy's dream

having your cock row a large amount(3 or more inches) in a short amount of time(4 or less months)
"So I was looking around in the locker room. Don't ask man. And I thought I saw this kid I used to know, but it couldnt have been him cause his dick was bout four inches longer. Then he walked out of that locker room into the arms of five cheerleaders. Every guy's dream. Every guy's dream."
by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004
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Two guys one girl

Some shit only lowkey gay niggas agree to.
Sally: Want to have a threesome?
Bob: Fuck you read my mind.
Sally: Cool but it's two guys one girl

Bob: That's some gay shit
by MrBeaches February 25, 2018
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Ordinary Everyday Normal Guy

The canadian Joe six-pack. Sits on the couch with his friends, beer in hand, and watchs the good ol' Hockey game.
Canadian kid: Having an ordinary everyday normal guy for a dad is so much better that having a Joe six-pack for a dad. He knows when the drinking should stop and never neglects me!

American kid: Oh yeah, well, I have stuff. Stuff is my dad.
by ruk182 February 10, 2010
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Cum of sum yun guy

the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.
Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.
by Martin December 11, 2004
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Nice guys finish last

A male who is desperate for a woman even though she has shown clearly many times she sees him as only a friend and nothing more will come of it. Despite the constant rejections he still lingers like a homeless animal in hopes he’ll get his chance with her through his nice deeds and constant random times he visits to bring her food and kissing her ass in any way he can. He doesn’t realize that it makes him look absolutely pathetic and there comes this phrase « nice guys finish last » because a girl he’s into doesn’t want to have sex with him since In all reality boys don’t do this for nothing in return.

In reality he’s giving his time and attention on a girl who uses him while she wants some other guy with muscles and a fuckboy vibe who will use her for sex that he unfortunately is not giving. Rather than moving the fuck on to a girl who deserves him he remains like some annoying pest because of her beauty which she probably doesn’t have. Therefore this time and heartbreak depletes this boy into thinking he needs to become an ass to get a girl but it’s not him that’s the problem but in reality his own filthy stupid taste in fucked up whores with big time daddy issues.
Nice guys finish last are boys who cry victim when the fuckgirl won’t bend down for them from their constant compliments and nice chivalry they shower her with.
by Datruther! December 25, 2019
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