The backyard burger is an unconventional sex act. First step, you've gotta get your dick all cheesy with foreskin cheese. Let it crust, and don't wash it for weeks. Next, get a consenting woman on her period, and have intercourse in your backyard. When you finish, you've completed the backyard burger: cheesy meat, mayo, and ketchup in the buns. If you prefer, feel free to sprinkle in some grass. And there's your backyard burger.
Man 1: Me and my gf had a fire backyard burger last night.
Man 2: Oh really? What do you put in it?
Man 1: An unwashed penis
Man 2: Oh really? What do you put in it?
Man 1: An unwashed penis
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My girlfriend is on the rag and has a yeast infection, but that doesn't stop me from getting laid. I'm ok with a Spitting Cheese Burger.
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