Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.
“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
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a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)
Girl1: OMG is that Alex?
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
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