Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022
by alusian boar December 25, 2023
The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel
by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019
The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel
by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019
by realsteel550 February 15, 2021
a wonderful girl who tells it like it is she don't play no games and will ride with you to the end she a beautiful nightmare that you can't live without
that's my booka bear
by her scarcrow November 21, 2023
by User 98702 October 25, 2023