A Sugar Bear is a psychiatric break of reality typically found in early childhood life stages, but can express itself later in life in the form of a magical stuffed bear. Much like a hallucination, others won’t see or feel this Sugar Bear, but YOU CAN.
A perpetual sex god.
A perpetual sex god.
“I met this guy at the bar last night, he was such a sugar bear!”
Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”
Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”
Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”
Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”
by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024
Get the Sugar Bearmug. by MattHadder June 3, 2024
Get the Three bears bodymug. by MuffinMuncher 1984 December 2, 2017
Get the popa bearmug. "yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"
"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
by RorosDad February 28, 2025
Get the teddy bear mommug. (verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.
(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”
Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024
Get the pooh bearmug. That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024
Get the Stoned Bearmug. by The queen of England April 16, 2021
Get the Choochy Bearmug.