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piss joint

1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.

2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.

3. A bathroom.

The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"

"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."

"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"

"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
by Shakesfear October 20, 2012
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piss mic

When a streamer or someone with a body microphone decides to take a leak without removing said microphone.
"I gotta piss, I think I'll piss mic it."
by malachij March 20, 2025
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hot piss

“hot piss” similar to hot shit but quite the opposite.

definition: when someone is neither good or bad at smth, just ordinary. to the point where you can’t tell if they’re good or bad and overthink it too much.

because piss is hot. and that seems like so crazy when you first realize it or hear the term “hot piss. but it’s really ordinary asf. nothing special about piss being hot.
examples of usage:

*playing the piano*
🧑🏻: so how am i doing?
👩🏾 🦱: ur hot piss.
🧑🏻thanks…?
👩🏾 🦱:that wasnt a compliment. it’s just that ur no mozart but it’s not the worst i’ve heard but i was kinda expecting better cause yk….
🧑🏻:cause i’m asian?
👩🏾 🦱: yea. but ur still hot piss at the piano

scenario 2:
👱🏼 ♀️i went on a blind date today
👩🏾 🦱oh? what did he look like
👱🏼 ♀️he was hot piss
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨what dat mean??
👱🏼 ♀️like i can’t tell if he’s cute or not
👩🏾 🦱lemme see?
shows picture
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨. well no he’s like… but here he’s kinda.. well i mean he’s not… yea he’s hot piss.
by eros.exotica July 19, 2025
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Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.
Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
by Savage creep December 12, 2022
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Piss Baby

Some bitch named Jayden who gets mad easily
Jayden is such a fucking piss baby
by Interstate Is A Piss Baby June 16, 2022
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Piss Baby

A person who is looking for a partner to be a mother in a romantic relationship. (Especially if they have a piss kink.)
"Bro, my ex is such a piss baby, he wanted me to clean up after him all the time and piss on him in bed."
by yoursisterslover January 14, 2023
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piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably
Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor
by Bacrow October 28, 2013
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