stepcousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepcousin-in-lawmug. My cousin-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the cousin-in-lawmug. "A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassemblymug. "Any item of outrage shall be forgotten by the time a more complex solution or answer has revealed itself."
Akin to the Murray Gell-mann law as suggested by Michael Crichton, this law deals with the cascading effects of outrage on social forums such as Facebook and subsequent amnesia when the outrage has subsided. Various types of mindless shaming and outrage may be considered, and the law is applicable to situation where the cause of the outrage turns out to have been false after but where the negative effect is not reversed.
Akin to the Murray Gell-mann law as suggested by Michael Crichton, this law deals with the cascading effects of outrage on social forums such as Facebook and subsequent amnesia when the outrage has subsided. Various types of mindless shaming and outrage may be considered, and the law is applicable to situation where the cause of the outrage turns out to have been false after but where the negative effect is not reversed.
A pediatrician in England fell foul of the Freeman's law after it emerged that the angry mob had falsely thought them a pedophile.
by TurboBaconator October 22, 2015
Get the Freeman's Lawmug. Uh uh no. Courtney's law, No outdoor clothes in my bed. Take your clothes off before you get in bed.
by Sleeping giant March 15, 2023
Get the Courtney's lawmug. 
Get the step-co-grandpibling-in-lawmug. This has nothing to do with the rule of law and everything to do with YouTube propagandists burying a story to spite the person who broke it and choosing to participate in a targeted harassment campaign that deliberately resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. We are not mutually weaponizing things. One of us is telling the truth and the other is trying to cover it up. And the people covering it up have been making up counterfactuals in an attempt to manufacture a false "he said/she said" dichotomy and they waited 10 years to do it. They aren't standing up to a bully. They aren't defending anyone's rights. They weaponized schizophrenia against me IN DIRECT RESPONSE to me coming forward about it and they are trying to allow these tech companies to abscond with my work without paying me and leave me to die impoverished. That is their goal. To steal my shit and leave me to die. Because that's all they ever do.
Hym "It has nothing to do with the rule of law and it isn't a legal battle. It's a heist. Matt Lech from the Majority Report even said it explicitly. 'It's ocean eleven.' Were his exact words. They are trying to heist AI from me because they do not like how I used my rights and to prevent me from receiving remedy for the violations that have been perpetrated against me. Their rights are not being violated here. Their ideologies are being enforced. And they are using 'the rule of law' as a false pretense to do it."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
Get the Rule of Lawmug.