hottest dick in the box

The penis which is predominant, glowing, throbbing, and more prominent than all others, capable of great action, and almost supernatural feats.

A.K.A.: The ALPHA PENIS!!!

At tomorrow's budget presentation, you gotta be the hottest dick in the box.

Oh, he dances so well, he thinks he's the hottest dick in the box.

Chocolate covered cherries are the hottest dick in the box.

by Kfed69 July 29, 2014

Tijuana fun box

Getting some strange in the dark back closet of a sleazy bar.

-Where did you go?
:Dude I just stumbled into a Tijuana fun box with some dirty blonde.
-Hell yeah!

by Roguecustoms July 23, 2013

checks all the boxes

If you say "it checks all the boxes", you mean that it shows you very clearly the truth about a situation or someone's feelings. That something says it all.

"He listens to Adele and wears pink shirts."

"Checks all the boxes."

by Sushiaraziel November 26, 2016

Take home box

When you take a chick home to eat out her box.

Jamie asked the slutty waitress for a take home box.

by Sky God March 18, 2019

tetris beat box

Funny song

Guy: tetris beat box

by Not_Flame December 2, 2020

Boxed like a fish

Its a term to use when you want to absolutely jinx your chances in a manhunt.

George: "Ooooo... Dreams boxed like a fish!!!"

Dream: *Proceeds to destroy the hunters*

George: "..."

by Ur great aunt Sharleen May 20, 2021

Bakersfield Beat Box

Motor boating of the Butt Cheeks.

That bitch last night begged me for the Bakersfield Beat Box!!!!!!!!!

by Broke4reel September 27, 2019