Wet Luge

When the girl is wearing a helmet and asking you to slow down but you tell her the luge can’t slow down in the rain and keep going hard

She was a virgin but I gave her the wet luge

by Noname4655322 August 7, 2021

Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021

Wet Mile Club

Similar to the mile high club but requires having sex on a boat, yacht or jet ski

While I was on the cruise I fucked this lady and became a member of the wet mile club.

by Da facts 13 September 7, 2021

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

wet

Brittish slang for annoying people.

Stop being wet bro

kay

by SomeNiggaDownTheBlock September 18, 2021

wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021