lard rape

the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances

person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex

harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me

by harry owen September 19, 2009

Rape Day

A workday that is so exceptionally busy, stressful, and most importantly, uncontrollably unpleasant that it is comparable to being raped.

I already know tomorrow is going to be a rape day just based on how busy it was today.

by £RACKS-UP£ June 9, 2025

rape

most enjoyable exercise ever

i loved being raped

by recrelnila January 3, 2023

Status rape

The act of rape Because of once Social Class

They status rape her Because she As wealthy I mean wealthy wealthy

by 459395 March 5, 2022

Rape resister spray

Pepper spray used for making boys hoop their fists while crying

Every Guelph police service racist is is debt to rape resister spray or they couldn't have created a child with their sister and mother

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Formula Raped

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions

Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."

You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?

After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.

by Maxog December 21, 2013

Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.

Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.

by ttarler June 18, 2011