you never poke a shark with a stick

A Metaphor for pissing off someone more powerful then you

Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss

Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"

by Big Bertram June 07, 2018

chocolate covered chik-o-stick

you are fingering a chick in the ass and she shits on your finger and you lick it off

man that chocolate covered chik-o-stick was finger lickin good

by matt stults and tyler jones October 23, 2007

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

don't stick your dick in my back

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.

Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.

by thundersnow December 10, 2010

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin November 13, 2007

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004

State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Stick

When you fart inside a display SUV at the MN State Fair and close all the doors on random people sitting in it.

Damn honey, I would have bought this SUV but it smells like some State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Sticked it.

by DragonMan800 September 01, 2019