Parched Penis

After a long period of not peeing, your next piss includes the sensation of your pee tube becoming wet again after a long while of dryness and urine drought.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't peed since I got on the plane.

Guy 2: Parched Penis?

Guy 1: Most definitely.

by urbanmonkey7 April 20, 2011

Penis House

When You Stick Ones Penis In A Birdhouse

My Dick is for the birds so I'll put it in a Penis House

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

penis prober

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.

Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.

by scorepex July 11, 2007

Penis-mongral

One that frequently engages in oral acts of sex. Also, can be a term used for a rude, arrogant, or doucher person.

Joe: Man, that girl sucks dick a lot.

Bob: Yea, she's a total Penis-mongral.
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John: Hey, quit being such a penis-mongral!

by mynameisnotjeff March 24, 2009

Mystery Penis

To have sex with a man while blindfolded.

Robbie likes mystery penis.

by GODSMACK May 20, 2014

hulk penis

A massive member.

"Wow, Did you lasher's penis?"
"Yeah, He has a Hulk penis!"
"Man I wish I was THAT big"

by Hulk Penis June 4, 2014

penis twister

When a female has an extreamly tight vagina. A man twists his penis while it is it. If you do it right it should expand the lenght of the penis and give you and give both partners extreamly good pleasure. However this is very hard to do. And if you do it rong in some cases you will have to amputate the penis.

Penis twister

by handmasterpawn July 1, 2014