poncho nuts

n.

Totally crazy or trippin

Yo, Matt over there is totally poncho nuts.

by Frickedurchick93 June 27, 2016

Muddy Nut

The act of a threesome, when a girl shits on a male's chest, and the other male dips his balls in the shit and the female licks off the shit and spits it in the other males mouth

Ben: Did you Jessica and tyrell have fun with the Muddy Nut
Gerald:Hell yeah we did

by Super cala fragile expialidoci November 19, 2017

Nut junction

The penile region of a man, but only when it is explicitly displayed.

"Ewwww, your nut junction is allll up in my face. Woof."

by Nate Chip and Eric July 26, 2009

Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.

He was nut tearing all over me last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

i nutted

i nutted everywhere omfg its on the walls

i nutted

by zitswub August 6, 2023

Nut Cheek

The only one who knows what a Nut Cheek is, would be your mother.

What is a Nut Cheek? Go ask your mother, she knows.

by Right Nut Cheek May 27, 2017

crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016