You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

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Choccy milk

Chocolate flavoured dairy beverage with wheat biscuits that comes in a small box or pouch

Man I love this upandgo it's my favourite choccy milk

by Notsnorpjuicethatsforsure September 2, 2021

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A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025

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Milk

abbreviation for "Man I Love Kosuzu"
Kosuzu Motoori is the main protagonist of the Manga series "Forbidden Scrollery" from the Touhou Project.

S: Have you read Chapter 6 of Forbidden Scrollery yet?
K: Hell yea! Milk! She is cute and amazing as always ^^

by Scarristo February 11, 2024

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Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.

Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”

by Yogurtboys May 28, 2018

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