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Goofy ahh Nicaraguan guy

a person who is goofy and from Nicaragua
by WordDefiner911 November 20, 2022
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Best reality show out there.

The Fab Five take on the project of making over a straight man who has no idea what to do with himself. Usually put on this how by a girlfriend or wife who wants to see their spouse made over.
by kelli December 25, 2004
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The Guy Who Fell

A male, who is a jackass and the girl who fell likes. He is also the guy who fly off the face of the earth. Hated by the girl who used to like the dolphin/dolphina/walrus. He makes fun of kids, and can be placed in the top of the pyramid in the social status but looks like a loser in the hallways hanging out with girls younger, because they are the only girls he can get.
Freshman girl: The guy who fell is so cute, omg i love him.
Girl: he’s a dumbass you who always falls, even when walking and sitting down.
Girl’s best friend: Like a loser.
by thegirlwhofell September 24, 2018
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nice guys finish last

A phrase used by single men to explain their single status, usually in conversation with women, or in a personal ad. Often uttered in a whiny tone. (Actual niceness of the single man is largely irrelevant when using the term.)
When Julia turned him down for sex, Julio further justified her decision when he whined, "Nice guys finish last!"
by vestasmama August 27, 2006
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Whiter than the next guy

Having the pinnacle qualities of a white person, or at least whiter than the guy before or after you in line, ANYWHERE.
"yeah... that guy was WHITE -well at least whiter than the next guy was" "just look at those ugly ass crocks he be wearin"
by Iaaaaaan October 22, 2008
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Guys Do It All the Time

Got in this morning at four a.m.
You're as mad as you can be
I was drinking and talking and you know how that goes
Time just slipped away from me
By the time I knew what time it was
It was too late to call home
Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong

Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

I know I left my clothes all over the place
And I took your twenty bucks
No I didn't get the front yard cut
Because I had to wash my truck
Will you bring me a cold one, baby
Turn on the TV
We'll talk about this later
There's a ball game I want to see
Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

You look like you just took a long look in the mirror
Tell me baby if things don't look a whole lot clearer

Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time, all the time
Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time
by Death Menace August 20, 2022
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The two guys in the closet

A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
Did you hear the one about the two guys in the closet?
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
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