Elijha Douche-Tooth 

A derogatory putdown. Similar too a tool or toolbag. You can shorten it to Doche-Tooth if it suits the situation. Named after the famous actress Elijha Duthcue. famous for such movies as "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER" and "BIG DADDY"

Quit being an Elijha Douche-Tooth.

Elijha Douche-Tooth by Kevin M Lee May 11, 2006

General Douche 

Someone who can be skwallerwagged easily and has no life at all and is stupid as all hell!

there was this new kid dylan in our school and he seemed to be the biggest general douche ever! all he did was sleep, scream at kids and bitch to the teachers!

General Douche by sheeno marteenins April 17, 2008

Private Douche Messaging-(PDM) 

The result of 2 Online Forum members in a posting arguement- sending pointless messages back and forth over which one thinks he has a bigger cock

Jtskier11- Your jumping to conlcusions again. Nowhere did I say anything was better! Your douchebaggery is staggering.

thx J11...best compliment i've gotten all day....

wow...a mechanical device that isnt perfect...what a revelation!?!?!?

Don't wry moderators.....switching to Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)!

Private Douche Messaging-(PDM) by Bronic October 2, 2008

tumbler douche 

A fag who has the "most wicked" hair style but only they think so. They spend all day and night on the computer being a emo cunt.

That kid is a tumbler douche.

Yeah look at his hair haha.

tumbler douche by notreallnameokau September 8, 2015

Schrodinger's Douchebag Douche

Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.

Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche

Schrodinger's Douchebag Douche by subway572572 October 28, 2023

DJ Douche Bag 

A very dirty South Florida queer reference, meaning a man that will sacrifice any orifice for the pleasure of another South Florida man.

Typically, the DJ Douch Bag (DJDB) trolls for twinks while scouring the web alone and naked in his living room, with the blinds shut, yet sightly open enough for the very masculine neighbors to potentially spot him.

Wow, we should never stop calling Humes DJ Douche Bag.

DJ Douche Bag by orlando cj February 3, 2010

Prima douche 

Someone who thinks that they are the shit. And to some extent, they are. A true prima douche will not do this without reason, however. They will have the talent, and at least as much ego

Their success has gone to their head, and if they weren't their own biggest promoter before, they are now. See most bands' frontmen, and Kanye West.

Becoming a meme could be the best thing to ever happen to Kanye's career. All because he is a prima douche.

Prima douche by SoulStealinGinger October 20, 2010