Donkeying

As in “donkeying around” - meaning you are spending time doing a worthless activity when there is a real project to be done.

Jay really needed to focus on his sales reports instead he spent time donkeying around mindlessly scrolling on social media.

by @juliesaxon June 25, 2024

Donker

Verb. To misconfigure an IT service or device, resulting in a failure that creates additional work for another IT employee. Derives from the Docker software system.

Bro, you Donkered my server and the boss thought we were under a cyber attack!

They hired that guy and he completely Donkered the mail server his first week.

by DrOctaviusWeathersby June 28, 2024

Donkey Liquid

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.

Damn. Who let that donkey eat those jalapeños? He's been spewing donkey liquid all day!

by Ryunoku September 28, 2024

Donkey

Someone who gets things done.

“I’m in the field puttin in work like a Donkey.”

by Chosen5100GØD November 26, 2024

Donkey boxing

the worst thing you can do for nickels (as seen in the cartoon series "Back at the Barnyard")

Rodney: I had to take part in Donkey boxing to make ends meet

by Thesmartaspie December 3, 2024

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

donkayla

Hard-headed female. The sexiest, amazing heart warming, heart willing, thick.

Donkayla is very cute

by Donkayla December 29, 2024