Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

mach chicken 

An undefined velocity of an object in motion usually applying to something moving very quickly. Most often used when person using word is in an excited state of storytelling.

He was driving his truck at “mach chicken” when he hit the meridian and launched his truck over the ditch.

mach chicken by Konsch August 1, 2008

Rotisserie Chicken

During sexual intercourse, when one partner continuously rotates the other partner like a rotisserie chicken.

In an attempt to become a pornstar, Danny videotaped himself performing the rotisserie chicken prior to uploading the video to xHamster.

Rotisserie Chicken by cvseedspreader June 2, 2020

Gooey Chicken Wing 

When a man cums into his girlfriends armpit and she immediately begins to belt out armpit farts while its full of cum.

She sure did make a mess doing that GOOEY CHICKEN WING.

Gooey Chicken Wing by LpCarrDsch May 19, 2011

Good Chicken 

An extremely attractive guy

Jess-omg look at that guy over there
Anna- wow he’s such a good chicken

Good Chicken by Chicken205 November 10, 2020

Rubbing Chicken Skins 

To fornicate after both partners have only recently just shaved off their pubes, thereby leaving a texture most commonly found on the skin of an uncooked chicken.

R: Hey, would you be interested in rubbing chicken skins with me later?

A: I would respectfully decline, considering I'm ace.

Rubbing Chicken Skins by Sea Anemoneous December 28, 2020

Hairy Chicken

Hairy Chicken can be thought of as the Indian version of Chuck Norris. He's elusive, powerful and legendary. The legend of Hairy Chicken originates from deep within the eastern region of India, from the times of the former Vanga Kingdom. Local Bengali folklore passed down stories of Lomasa eka or "the hairy one". In local culture, superstitions and even jokes can be heard about Hairy Chicken. It is said that no one messes with Hairy Chicken.

colloquially: Tigers have stripes to hide from Hairy Chicken.

pop culture reference: Hairy Chicken once slammed a revolving door.

Hairy Chicken by Backpacking Andy September 29, 2021