Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

wet burp

another word for throw up or hagook

i ate too much and had a wet burp

by lilsamsixty9 June 3, 2021

Sack of Wet Mice

Dumb as hell.

I met this new chick last night. She’s pretty, but dumber than a sack of wet mice.

by Fore Right June 4, 2021

it's wet paint

To engage in cautious/risky/risque behavior.

Coined by Ravi Saini

" I wouldn't do that, it's wet paint, you might crash and burn. "

by RsvpRavi June 10, 2021

Australian reverse wet willie

Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a Australian reverse wet willie and she almost threw up!

by SpT3 May 20, 2021

Get wet

A slang reference to “wet work” in the present but referring to a future time in which one may either be involved in below or related activities similar to “learning to get wet”.

(wet work (uncountable) (euphemistic) Covert assassination performed by government operatives. (by extension) Work within a gang or organization that involves killing or attacking people, for assassination or intimidation.)

“Ima chill in scarbs and see if things get wet”

“Wet work, got the kitchen stanking.” Weezy

by Yool336 May 22, 2021

Spinning the wet

Tall stories and embellished stories that someone tells you of what happened when they were drunk e.g I drunk 36 pints last night

Johnny told me he broke into Buckingham Palace on our night out but he’s just spinning the wet

by anonymous May 23, 2021