Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011

JM MOMENTS

another word that describes someone as sabog or lutang.

Ohh ayan lutang ka nanaman, JM MOMENTS.

by Jhomarie Carl (JM) June 15, 2022

ashley moment

A moment where one says something out of the blue, with no connection to the previous conversation.

Person 1: Hey! You heard about the food fight today?
Person 2: Oh definitely. Fish sticks were everywhere!
Person 3: My grandfather just died of cancer...
Person 2: Wtf? Such an ashley moment bro?!

by borednot March 30, 2021

Bruh Moment

A brief and sudden moment in time that requires a "Bruh".

The fact that you had to look up the definition of a bruh moment unironically is in itself a Bruh Moment.

by Dixon Mayasse July 9, 2021

Sakura Moment

Something that Sakura#0194 would usually do

Sakura: Guys I did it again. I painted my phone case.

Anyone: Sakura Moment

by Sp33d_W33d August 12, 2020

Gearhead moment

The moment in time when someone says something completely stupid.

Jason had a Gearhead moment at the store. .

by Twysted69 November 18, 2021

The John moment

This is the moment in your life when you realise that you have peaked and your life will undoubtedly keep moving in a downward direction leading many to come to the sudden realisation that they have wasted the precious moments of their life.

" Lindsay Lohan reached the John moment around the time mean girls released "

by Jakerzireland March 15, 2015