piss wringer

Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.

Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.

by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023

Like a pissed-on pasty

A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour

Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!

by Yimothy August 5, 2023

Little piss baby

an insult used against people who are either pussies or just stupid

Oh yeah how you like that you little piss baby!

by agbore August 9, 2023

Chunky butt piss

When you think you can trust a fart but a little shit comes out, then later get to the shitter to find yourself pissing out your ass

Foreman - “where the hell did you go?”
You - “sorry I almost shit myself and had to go to the bathroom and let loose a load of chunky butt piss”

by anonymous August 9, 2023

Piss

PISS comes out of ur pee hole tube

hey guys he just Piss

by anonymous August 10, 2023

PISS

Stands for Party in the Starry Skies
This acronym is typically used when someone is high.

Jeff: Woah, Louis is so high, he's having a PISS
Louis: hehe, pissssssss

by kyliejennerlipstick August 10, 2023

Dingle-berry-piss cereal

A bowl full of cope

Skiddy ate dingle-berry-piss cereal for dinner tonight. Must’ve choked the 1v5 again.

by NudusRex August 15, 2023