douche-stache december

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.

dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.

by donjuan demarco chang December 14, 2010

Douche bagner

1. Another word for a matt wagner.
2. Some one very petty that drawls a lot. Professional artist

Who's that guy with Gucci man's tattoo on his arm? Oh, thats Douche Bagner!

by Jeff "the rock" Johnson July 12, 2021

douche bag

-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black

lax bros are douche bags

by whatever5551 July 21, 2011

Douche

Noun used to replace a person's name, often done if said person has done something which would consider them to be a non-ideal person.

Often can be combined with other nouns to broden the meaning.

"What are your opinions or Brett?"
"Oh, douche really has outdone himself this time."
"Yeah, what an absolute douche canoe."
"Utter douche nozzle."

by Biddyboy June 10, 2024

Douche canoe

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.

That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.

by Camel creeper October 19, 2020

Douche Rag

The white version of the do-rag

See that white cracka trying to pull of dat "Douche Rag"??

by THE BOMB DIG May 28, 2012

miss douche

what you call a woman who makes something pervey out of a man. Qouta Rebecca Bunch of The CW's Crazy Ex Girlfriend

Yeah I'm done with miss douche, gonna start with misses douche

by ruckasboy January 13, 2017