Taco Bell Talking

Highly audible flatulence resulting from consuming Taco Bell.

1: Sorry.
2: It's fine...that's just Taco Bell Talking.

by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012

poison taco

A sex position in which the woman leaves her vagina sweaty after exercise and has her man go down on her.

"Dude, my girlfriend totally game me a poison taco last night after she came back from the gym!"

by Slokko August 24, 2014

Vermont Taco

When you stand too close to a wood burning stove in duck canvas pants and a crease gets permanently toasted into the fabric

You can iron those pants all day long Art, but you’re always going to have a Vermont Taco on your ass.

by mintjulep2001 September 21, 2022

Baja fish taco

When you get mountain dew Baja blast in a bottle, shake it, and open it up aimed at a women's vagina. And proceed to eat her out.

Man 1:"Dude her pussy tasted so good last night."
Man 2: "How come?"
Man 1: "I ate a Baja fish taco."

by Dank_memes June 29, 2018

Taco bell

Diarrhea inducer

Bro I just shit in your toilet so hard I probably clogged the entire sewer system
Frickin' taco bell

by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021

Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

Glossy Taco

Glossy nail top coat. #SimplyNailogical

"apply a thin layer of glossy taco cause we're using nail vinyls next!"

by Exhonoir August 14, 2017