sucks to zuck

sucks to suck but mark zuckerberg edition

person 1: I just got laid off from meta
person 2: sucks to zuck

by anonymous June 27, 2023

Scrotum Sucking September

this is just no nut november but you need to suck balls everyday or get your balls sucked.
You have to do this everyday of September

Guy: Hey girl! Can you suck my balls?
Girl: Uh, no

She ventually lost Scrotum Sucking September

by iwatchtrishhentai696969 October 28, 2019

Suck-cess

Doing something repeatedly that you really do suck at, but not giving up on it.

I've had no "suck-cess" at trying to make a lobster fly

by uvebruce April 27, 2023

Suck your mum

This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.

Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”

Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”

*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.

by TheBritslangTranslator August 19, 2022

Suck

A group of Vampires

Is Edward around?

No, he’s hanging with his suck tonight. Vampires only.

by TrashPandasec July 14, 2021

suck n fuck

the type of pleasure you can only get from a vacuum cleaner

jerry was cleaning and it ended with a suck n fuck

by ballsrfunny April 22, 2021

Holy Suck

the act of being orally sexual with a married partner for the first and only time, usually an act done by Christians

"I got a holy suck from my wife last night"

by internetuser29 ;0 May 1, 2021