run the hand truck

to jack off

My girlfriend is out of town so i'll have to run the hand truck tonight

by samill December 24, 2010

Second Hand Wasted

1.The feeling of being drunk when you have not been drinking, but are surrounded by people who are drunk.

2. Pretending to be drunk when you have not been drinking in order to fit in with people who are under the influence of alcohol.

Derived from second hand smoke

Astrid hadn't had a sip of alcohol, but the high spirits of the bar made her second hand wasted.

by CandyCane8226 June 5, 2011

Second Hand Drama

drama that you lived through, and then decide to tell everyone about. Thus making it second hand drama.

KIM: OMG, school was so lame today. So and so did this and that.

DAN: I'm sick of your second hand drama, please keep it to yourself.

by Snake Dr June 8, 2011

Rag in hand syndrome

This is a technique used by dishwashers/bartenders that have nothing to do or dont want to work. They keep a rag with them at all times and when a manager or supervisor walks by they start scrubbing the closest thing to them so as to appear busy.

Jacob has the Rag in hand syndrome so bad that i think he may even sleep with it.

by Michael Knorrdan March 15, 2009

one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014

White Hand of Saurmon

When a Guy ejaculates into his hand, and face palms his sex partner in the face

Guy 1: Is Cassie alright? She looks abit White in the face

Guy 2 : Yeah she is Fine, I gave her the White Hand of Saurmon last night

by TheInsaneAus November 4, 2015

caught hairy handed

The act of masturbaiting and getting caught and your excuse is that you were shaving your pubes.

"Hey brandon, were you just masterbaiting?

No I was just Caught hairy handed

by Caught Hairy Handed December 30, 2015