"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.
Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.
by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019
Get the First Law of Holesmug. Oh man, did you hear about the new Hipsters Glory Hole in the oak up on the hill? I heard martha talking about how hard her husband had enjoyed it the other night.
by ThumpGaming July 25, 2023
Get the Hipsters Glory Holemug. after a massive star explodes it becomes a black hole
it is the most powerful thing in the freakin universe you just cant escape him
I wont talk of hypermassive black holes cuz I can.
short version they are more big than the galaxy
it is the most powerful thing in the freakin universe you just cant escape him
I wont talk of hypermassive black holes cuz I can.
short version they are more big than the galaxy
A: i hope our sun never become a black hole (space)
B:yea i will not allow that I will lose my beach!
B:yea i will not allow that I will lose my beach!
by springroberto2020 January 10, 2022
Get the black hole (space)mug. A person who is a complete failure at life. Someone who just can't seem to find his butt, even if he is using both his hands.
by EJ'sdaughter October 3, 2015
Get the Pooty hole Bensonmug. When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.
Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”
by Tboner310 May 13, 2021
Get the Louisiana Hole In Onemug. Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.
They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.
by JohnnoJohnson December 4, 2020
Get the flaccid arse holemug. Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."
by fancywench February 14, 2012
Get the Dicking yourself into a holemug.